It told of a camping excursion taken by the two main characters in Chile, to find an elusive hallucinogen dubbed San Pedro, a cactus which could be cooked to produce the same effects as mescaline: Jamie Michael Cera , an American expat living in Santiago; uptight and selfish, demanding, entitled, self-absorbed and obnoxious, annoying and irritating Crystal Fairy Gaby Hoffman , the relaxed and eccentric title character aka Hairy Fairy , described as a "dark tornado"; a many-layered American free-spirit or hippie , both aloof and carefree; a vegan; open-minded, dabbling in earth magic crystals, New Age rituals, etc.
During the film's journey, the two revealed their flaws, personalities and imperfections within the group's dynamics. Jamie dubbed Crystal the "Hairy Fairy" during the scene of her post-shower casual full-frontal nudity in a hotel room, when she defied convention and paraded around. She also cavorted around naked while rock-climbing in the desert and at a beach. Graphic footage was cut from the original NC version of the film, allowing it to be released with an R-rating.
After an opening montage, a disembodied finger pushed the power button on a laptop and exclaimed in voice-over , as the machine chimed: This sound - gets me hard as a f--kin' rock.
But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat. Yeah, I'd rather work my way into it, nice and easy. So I start off with some stills. Then, once I'm gettin' into it, I start lookin' for a video.
I never actually touch my cock til I find the right clip. Then, once I do, goodbye. For the next few minutes, all the bulls--t fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits, dat ass, the blowjob I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything.
I just f--kin' lose myself. There's only a few things I really care about in life. I know, the last one sounds weird, but I'm just bein' honest. Nothin' else does it for me the same way, not even real pussy. After spying gorgeous blonde Barbara Sugarman Scarlett Johansson at a pick-up bar, the traditional-minded female was unattainable not just a one-night stand , unlike most of the fast women he knew.
As they got to know each other, she began to create an agenda for him - to move ahead from his Italian-American working class roots by improving himself with classes, break away once and for all from his sex addiction, and also be more satisfying to her and sensitive to her needs. Ultimately, he found fulfillment with recently-widowed, middle-aged, eccentric Esther Julianne Moore , his truth-seeking sex mentor.
The off-the-wall, mercenary pimp idea was overheard by Murray when listening to attractive dermatologist Dr. Parker Sharon Stone , a bored hedonistic rich wife who wondered aloud about having a threesome menage a trois with her curvy best friend Selima Sofia Vergara , and an experienced male prostitute - for cash. In the central scene, Dr. Parker invited gigolo Fioravante to her plush New York apartment, where they at first planned to have sex without Selima - she admitted: Parker commented on the awkward situation over drinks: During sex from behind, she swore repeatedly at her husband: They split the money: When curvaceous Selima heard Dr.
Parker's recounting of her gigolo's "silky" skin, and comparison to pistachio ice cream, she proposed having a menage a trois. Finally, Parker was ready to add another person. During the act, she wondered: Meanwhile, Murray brought together Fioravante and fragile and repressed widow Avigal Vanessa Paradis , whose orthodox Hasidic rabbi husband was recently deceased, leaving her with six children.
Fioravante did not press to have sex with her, although administered an oil massage on her back. Feelings grew and intensified between Avigal and Fioravante, although they were from different cultural worlds, causing the gigolo encounters to be more difficult. Parker Threesome with Dr. It was nicknamed by the locals as "House of Blood" La Maison de Sang , and had a long, well-known, and horrifying history of bloody encounters.
Also, the characters included two dim-witted, bumbling cops who showed up: Lengthy Nude Shower Sequence One of the film's stars, Wiccan-believing priestess, hippy-dippy sister-in-law Riki Lindhome as Marjorie , Vanessa's sister, chose to go gratuitously full frontal in a lengthy, 5-minute bathroom bathroom scene. When Jack threw open the shower curtain as he invited himself in, thinking it was his wife "I hope there's some hot water left over for ze little monsieur" he startled Marjorie in the shower.
That's religion for you You have a pretty nice dick, Jack. Just because you're married to my sister, it doesn't mean you own her. She then volunteered to oil up Jack's back: It's just people," causing him to have an obvious erection. After he was embarrassed and called their situation "wildly inappropriate," she tried to assure him: If anything, I think it should be totally celebrated. That's what a maypole symbolizes, of course. The bereft and isolated man, with glasses and a mustache, faced a major dilemma - he was in the midst of a divorce from his wife Catherine Rooney Mara.
He bought the world's first artificially-intelligent operating system OS1 created and individualized by Element Software advertised as being human-like: It had a throaty and seductive female voice, and quickly named itself Samantha voiced by Scarlett Johansson. Basically, in every moment, I'm evolving. As their talking relationship developed and she began to evolve, she expressed her reservations about her feelings: Or are they just programming? That idea really hurts.
And then I get angry at myself for even having pain. The flirtatious cyber-phone sex started off while he was lying on his back in his darkened bedroom at night. He dictated that he wanted to touch her: How would you touch me? I'd touch you on your face, just the tips of my fingers. I'd put my cheek to your cheek. Would you kiss me? I'd take your head into my hands. I'd kiss the corner of your mouth - so softly.
I'd kiss your breasts. What are you doing to me? I can feel my skin. I'd put my mouth on you. I can feel you come. Oh my God, I can't take it. I want you inside me. And slowly I put myself into you, I'm inside you, all the way inside you. I can feel you. The screen faded to black - - for his masturbatory experience - and a mutual climax. The next morning, she confided: It feels like something changed in me and there's no turning back.
You woke me up. I wanna eat it all up. I wanna discover myself You helped me discover my ability to want. As he was surrounded by people on a beach, they talked about how humans' anatomical parts could be changed around. What if one's butt-hole was in one's armpit? Samantha drew a picture for him of what "anal sex" would then look like. He also told his friends on a picnic's 'double-date' what he liked about her or it: I guess what I love most about her, she isn't just one thing.
She's so much larger than that. I used to be so worried about not having a body but now I-I truly love it. You know, I'm growing in a way that I couldn't have if I had a physical form.
I mean, I'm not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I'm not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that's inevitably gonna die. He was the well-known, charismatic historic figure, a revolutionary freedom fighter who led the successful and epic drive for independence for a number of South American countries from tyrannical Spain. The film opened with the title card: He rode over 70, miles on horseback. His military campaigns covered twice the territory of Alexander the Great.
His army never conquered. The two hour long film, a large-scale stylish production, had a limited release in the US in late - it featured a great score and beautiful cinematography.