These instructions will also work if you are a woman hoping to seduce your brother-in-law. Also, with just a few modifications to your dialogue, switching sister for mother and brother for father, these principles can be successfully applied to your mother-in-law, as well as your father-in-law, if you are so inclined. No matter if you call it incest or taboo, sex with your in-laws has that certain dangerous feeling because it is forbidden sex. Nonetheless, it's spring and there are hormones flying everywhere and you haven't gotten laid or even received a blowjob in a while?
It's been that long? Now, I understand why you are humping my leg while reading this. So, now you are good to go. Sorry, this is the last warning.
That's always a good plan, so long as your wife doesn't own and know how to load and fire a shotgun and your husband has more of a sense of humor and a sense of forgiveness than he does a temper. Okay, are you ready to begin? Let me look at you. Yeah, licking your palm to flatten down your hair is always better than using a hairbrush or a comb. Let's go in the living room to put our little plan to action.
Look at her sitting curled up on the couch with the cat. Look at him sitting in his chair while cleaning his gun. Yeah, sure she was prettier when you married her, and so, what if she gained a few, okay dozens of pounds.
She still looks good, kind of, not really, not at all. Yeah, sure he looks that same when you married him as he does now, only he's fatter, balder, and meaner.
Girl what were you thinking? Gees, Dude, when was the last time she washed her hair. Wait, what's that smell? Did the cat just eat tuna? Woman, when was the last time he took a bath and changed those socks? Just look at her or him and smile. Show her or him your best expression of devotion that you love her or him. Good, if there were an Oscar for this performance, you'd win. Having sex with anyone but your wife or husband is an improvement.
Look at her or him now. Her mother looks better than she does or his father looks better than he does. Definitely, her sister does, too or definitely his brother does, too. Can I ask you a question? Does your wife or husband drink? What does your wife drink? What does your husband drink? Rub her feet or rub his cock. Now, is the time to put the tape recorder on the coffee table to capture all the moments of family history.
You want to find out everything to know about them so that you can use that against them in their seduction. Colors, books, songs, foods, and drinks, especially of the alcoholic kind are what will get you laid.
You'd know the drink of their choice, their favorite color, books, movies, and pretty much all that you needed to know to seduce her or him. I need, I mean, want to learn more about them. So, next week when she flies to Addison Texas for the big Mary Kay conventions or he flies to Amarillo Texas for the big beef barbeque cook-off is when you put your plan in action.
Tape record the conversation 4. I didn't know you were coming over. I would have put some clothes on. I'm glad I'm at least wearing my thick pile terry cloth bathrobe. Can I fix you a drink? Do you have a backache? That chair is not the most comfortable. You can feel your mother-in-law become aroused with your massaging of her back. She's hot with desire for you. She wants you, Dude. Your cock is erect and has made its appearance from out of your thick pile terry cloth bathrobe.
You feel your mother-in-law's hand reach up and stroke you before she lifts her head and takes you in her mouth.
She's sucking your cock. You've done it, seduced your mother-in-law by using my surefire instructions. Now, the rest is up to you. There you are following my directions to how to seduce your brother-in-law changed at the last moment to father-in-law. You can feel your father-in-law become aroused with your massaging of his back. Your pussy is moist with desire for him and your thick pile terry cloth bathrobe has opened enough to expose your round, succulent breasts to your father-in-law.
You feel his hand reach up and caress your breasts as his fingers pinch and pull your nipples. You can see the bulge that his cock makes in his underwear and you reach down, pull out his cock and stroke him to a harder erection before leaning down to take his cock in your mouth. You're sucking his cock. You've done it, seduced your father-in-law by using my surefire instructions.