A song has lines about "Come and give it to me," "Give me your body" and "Give me your goodies. A baby speaks and states that it's ready to "suckle a teat. A man then proceeds to whip something heavy around so that it hits Leonidas' unseen scrotum several times from below we do see it hanging in those shorts below the chair.
When that doesn't work, that man spreads dog food on the same area, and it's implied that a dog bites there, but we don't see the impact. Throughout the film, we see Leonidas and other mostly buff and seemingly oiled up men in just very small and tight shorts.
We see young Leonidas in what looks like a large diaper. Various songs have sexually related lyrics see that category for more details. We see Queen Margo, dressed like a seductive schoolgirl revealing clothes, including showing cleavage, ponytail, and suggestively sucking on a lollipop.
She does some sexy dancing for Leonidas this is when they first meet , including suggestively bending over. She then tells him to sign her "rack" chest, and he does, with her saying they're real.
She then writes some numbers on his bare chest, adding that they're the combination for her chastity belt that she then reveals, in close-up, on top of her panty-style bottom. Leonidas French kisses a male messenger, stating that's how they greet men in Sparta while just "high-fiving" women. As Leonidas describes this, we see two stereotypically gay-looking young men standing together.
Queen Margo then says that she digs "big black dudes" the messenger is black , and the messenger delivers Xerxes' message that the Spartan women will become Xerxes' sex slaves. Leonidas later catches the messenger and Queen Margo making out, clothed and standing, with the messenger telling Leonidas, "Your wife's a ho. As Leonidas describes his military plan regarding the Persians to some old prophets, they laugh when he says he's going to "take them in the rear" and then "reach around and take them from the front" prompting one prophet to state that it sounds like back-stage at an Elton John concert.
We see a full nude rear view of Leonidas standing in a doorway, with several women laughing at him. One states that he looks like a Ken doll, and he says it's cold as we see a close-up view of his genital-free crotch made to look like that on such a doll. Leonidas looks at writing on Queen Margo's skin that says "Leonidas was here. Leonidas asks Queen Margo if she wants to "do it," she says like they've never "done it" before, and we then see close-up views of what initially appears to be an intimate and sensual sexual encounter heavy breathing, bare skin, some movement, etc.
But we then see that it's really just Leonidas bench-pressing Queen Margo who's wearing the equivalent of a tube top and a sarong , and he tosses her aside when he's done.
Leonidas then goes over to the somewhat overweight Dilio, comments on his nice "man boobs" and then proceeds to grope them. Leonidas passionately kisses Captain as a greeting, has his hand on his shoulder, looks at his crotch, and plays with his hair, all of which makes Captain uncomfortable.
Spotting Sonio approaching, Leonidas says, "He's got a huge package," but we then see that the young man is carrying a large box in front of him.
A woman turns around, lifts her bottom and states, "You can kiss my fat ass. We see a poster of Sonio, slightly reclined back and holding his sword, with the pose making that appear phallic. Leonidas tells Queen Margo that if she died, he'd play the field, adding that he's always wanted to "do" a "fat chick. A Paris Hilton look-alike says she wants to be a Spartan warrior, and asks the men if they've seen her video referring to a real-life Internet sex tape , and suggestively runs her hand up and down on a spear shaft.
Following a battle, the Spartans drink beer in a mock beer commercial, with the announcer commenting on their war mongering and latent homosexual behavior, all as Leonidas downs some erectile dysfunction pills. We see several views aerial and side of Queen Margo lying fully nude on a massage table. She has tomato slices cover her nipples prompting one man to state, "Nice tomatoes" and a slice of pizza covering her crotch.
As she turns over, we see her bare back, as well as brief and partial views of the side of her bare breast. Queen Margo longingly gazes at her sweaty male gardener, who holds his leaf blower in a phallic way. Some models on a spoof of Deal or No Deal show cleavage.
Traitoro stares at Queen Margo's cleavage her words become muffled to him and knowing she needs his help for him to help her husband, she lowers her top we don't see anything, but do her a "boing" sound representing his unseen erection. He excitedly states, "Awesome, I'm so getting laid" and "Goodbye virginity," adding that it won't last long as he has ED erectile dysfunction. She replies that's okay as she has crabs and we see a close-up view of her panty-style bottom that has aquatic crabs crawling all over it.
Sex is implied but not seen, as he later refers to her as a "slut. A Paris Hilton look-alike then tells Xerxes that she doesn't bow down to him , but "I do bend over. As the Spartans prepare to battle the Persians, half of them jump on the backs of others, including Sonio on Leonidas. Leonidas then tells the young man to adjust his sword as it's digging into his back, with Sonio stating his sword isn't there an erection joke. During a battle, an opponent is speared, with the camera angle giving the spear a phallic symbolism from the man holding it.
A Rocky Balboa look-alike has his clothes knocked off him, revealing him in an adult diaper. As Xerxes rushes off, we see the top of his butt crack. We see some dead Spartans, including two in the "69" position the way their bodies fell. Dilio, who's blind, feels Queen Margo's face to try to identify her, but is only positive of that after he gropes both of her clothed breasts.
We see some women dancing in bikinis, with the bottoms being of the thong variety thus, we see most of their bare butt cheeks. A Britney Spears look-alike appears in a bikini style outfit and awkwardly shakes her chest.