The same can be true of people. Stop packing, they have clothes here in Paris. No, this is not my fortieth please-don't-go-to-Paris call. It's been three weeks, is that funny yet? Anyway, I got us a dinner reservation. You're leaving at 9, so we have to eat at six. Which makes us senior citizens, thank you. Or should I say merci beau.. Look, I'd really like to see you, so call me. Same number and in case you've forgotten, it's.. After many more hours of packing, I was off for our version of the last supper.
Well, if Mohammed won't come to the mountain. I was in the neighborhood, saw your light on. Can I talk to you? Well, I'm late for dinner with the girls. Come on, get in, it's cold. He's a tough guy. I'll tip like a Rockefeller. I'm sorry for not returning your calls. Yeah, I was starting to feel like a needy chick. Did I do something to piss you off? I've just been busy with other things.
Look, I know I freaked out about us - the last time I was here and I wanted to.. Would you let me finish? And since then, I've been thinking a lot about us.. Look, you don't have to do this okay? There's really no point. Raoul's freezing and I have to go meet the girls.
How about dinner tomorrow? I'm starting to feel like that chick again. I won't be here tomorrow. I'm leaving for Paris tonight. You're finally taking that vacation, huh? It's not a vacation. I'm going there with a man that I'm in a relationship with. He's wonderful, and I'm happy. So, please don't feel bad about anything. What are you doing? Saying goodbye and jumping out of the car like that? Are you moving to Paris? When were you gonna tell me? What, you're not even gonna tell me who he is?
His name is Aleksandr Petrovsky. You're moving to France with a Rusky? Oh, come on, it's a joke, Carrie. You do this every time. What do you have, some kind of radar? Carrie might be happy, it's time to sweep in and shit all over it? Look, I came here to tell you something. You cannot do this to me again.
You cannot jerk me around. It is different this time. It's six years of never being different. But this is it, I am done. Don't call me, ever again. Forget you know my number. In fact, forget you know my name.
And you can drive down this street all you want, because I don't live here anymore. Sure, now that I'm with someone else, now that I'm leaving, it's different. The boy who cried love. And just like in the fable, it's too little too late. Love, he said he loved you? No, it's an allegory.. Look, my point is, he's been doing this for years. Oh, it is behind me. I'm mostly upset about him ruining my last night in New York. And you know I never say that. I wanna arrive stunning and impossibly fresh-looking.
You're gonna make me cry. She didn't even say anything yet. But I know it's coming. I want to thank you all for wishing me well tonight. In spite of some of your personal opinions about my leaving. I've never had an opinion in my life. You guys, stop, please. Today, I had a thought. Let's put up, shall we? Right, someone say something not sentimental. Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause. You cannot believe the hot flashes. I can barely keep my clothes on. What was your excuse before the chemo?
Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt. Hey, it's me, leave a message. Car number , downstairs in two minutes. Ladies, I know it's getting late and we all need to get up for our pilates. But hang in and I know we can make this breast cancer benefit our best ever. Mona, the goody bags. For the past five years, every fucking breast cancer benefit I've been to has had that fucking breast cancer cookie. Now, I don't care about a breast cancer cookie, - and I had breast cancer.
Well, some of the women coming to this event are battling cancer. They need something more inspirational or outrageous than a fucking cookie. But you're right, we do this need something inspirational and outrageous to give to these women. So I'm giving them you. I'd like you to make a little speech before you bring me up.
Something you think they'd like to hear. My husband's parents, the Liebermans are coming, so please, try not to say fuck so much. Could I get some water, please?