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Man, Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a fucking pussy goldmine! Imagine having access to every girl's naughty or sex pictures in the world! No wonder "the zuck" loves his Facebook baby so much. Did you see their latest new feature?
Zuck, well played, my boy, well played! Well, you know that women are attention seeking whores and that they'll do anything to get it, right? Some of these Instagram wannabe chicks are so desperate for it that they'll not only send sexually explicit messages to random guys, they'll even go as far as sharing nudes around with their mobile phones in the hope of becoming popular or cool.
These dumb hoes don't realize that guys will share them in public with their friends and that their private nude pics will end up on the internet forever. This may be the start of your "amazing" career in the adult industry or you may end up as the first lady of the United States of America! Should you still end up as a failure in life, you can still try another "get rich quick" method and sue the fuck out of your ex-boyfriend for a few million dollars that me and all the other white knights will be forced to pay you with our tax money, since your broke ass loser ex-BF will never be able to cough up that cash with his welfare check or salary from his local fast-food job.
Damn, I bet I just made a lot of females wet and feminists jealous. LOL, who the fuck are these man-hating she-beasts going to sue? A dude that they tricked into sucking his dick in the glory hole of a gas station?
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Alright, maybe I forgot about the extra BJ that may be needed to convince the officials at the immigration office PornDude, do female fans send you their nude selfies? While I occasionally do receive a tit and close up pussy spread pic in my mailbox, I mostly receive small "dick pic" spam. You wouldn't believe how many of you desperate losers are looking for a job in the adult industry and actually think to have a chance. If you can't get laid for free in real life, what makes you fucking betas think that somebody is going to pay you top salary to bang the hottest pornstars in the world?
Seriously, why the fuck would I want to look at a set of porn photos of your micro schlong jizzing in every possible angle? I'm not a gay scout looking for talent for a circle jerk group shoot! His life goal is to become a pornstar and today he's joining his first ever bukkake shoot. Does his 1-inch "pussy-destroying" micro dick have what it takes to become the next Ron Jeremy? On the other hand, I sometimes get lucky, when some crazy sex-addicted nympho adds me on Skype.
Last time, a year-old virgin girl from Pakistan supposedly my biggest fan added me looking for some sexting and cam chat action. While her sister was sleeping next to her that horny bitch fapped the shit out of that hairy snatch like her life depended on it, until she heard her mom coming upstairs and closed the call without warning. I sadly haven't heard from her ever since and surely miss her great natural D-cup sized titties.
Thanks for the explanation, PornDude. Anything else, so I can check your collection and start fapping? How about mailing me some nudes of the chicks you banged so far? Then again, who am I kidding? I'm probably going to be spammed with an overload of XXX pics with dicks or dudes spreading their hairy assholes and nude photos of girls so ugly that even viagra wouldn't get my schlong up!
The only person in the world you need to consider for the job is me! Tell me, what's your favorite type of girlfriend? A blonde, brunette or redhead with freckles? A woman with a hairy or shaved pussy? A thin model or girl next door type like the babysitter? A badass muscled military chick or a nerdy bookworm wearing glasses? As long as she has a big ass, fake or real huge boobs and sucks the cum out of my cock, it's all fine for me!
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