On Monday morning Lenny returned, this time with two lovely ladies who could attest to his talents. Jessica is a lesbian but admitted she allowed Lenny to go down on her for 22 days straight. But after hearing how gifted he was, Jessica decided to see for herself if Lenny could do for her what he'd done for so many other women.
Yeah, I think curiosity just got the best of me. It was supposed to just be a massage but then it escalated. When asked why Lenny is so good at what he does, Jessica explained it is his "precision and accuracy. Jasmine was also in studio on Monday to certify Lenny's skillfulness. Unlike Jessica, she and Lenny went all the way, having full-on sex. Howard asked if it was like a butterfly landing on a leaf. Lenny even gave a live demonstration of his artistry on a plastic Fleshlight.
Lenny Dykstra demonstrates his techniques on a FleshlightPhoto: He tried his hardest to convince the Stern Show co-host that he could provide her with pleasure like she's never had before. She works hard, every day," Lenny said.
And by the way, you're going to go somewhere you've never been, Robin. A place that you don't even know exists and when I take you there, you're going to want to go back. You need to get on the space shuttle," Jessica said, which is high praise considering she prefers women to men. She now gives her girlfriends tips on how to go down on her based on her experience with Lenny. I don't stop until they do.
The only way I lose is if I fucking die. Hopefully the two can settle their differences and Lenny can go back to focusing on what he does best: Lenny Dykstra told listeners to check out ReboundFinance.