Want to know how to get some of those in your bed? It is wrong on so many levels, and just plain rapey. Most exotic dancers are hot, sexy, and can be real animals in the sack. For these reasons, they have become a most sought after trophy. Dating strippers has many complications, the first of which is their volatile backgrounds; the second one is their love and devotion to the Benjamins; the third is their lack of confidence; and the fourth is their constant need for reassurance about their looks and intelligence.
Which is making me feel pretty insecure about my ability to interpret cryptic literature… The Player goes on to discuss "Beauty and the Beast. He's talking about 'classy strippers' vs. It's a stripper pole. This is a horribly wrong conjunction.
Editor, if you are editing AskMen. Anyway, he says you want to date the 'classy' ones because they are less likely to have STDs. The Player goes on to ask a thought-provoking question: I mean, I've never slept with anyone without starting off by snorting a trail of blow through the forest to my rapist's love-lair. Cocaine is foreplay for us strippers. Potential suitors must also supply the rolled-up hundy.
Act like you really want to date her, not just fuck her. Wear nice clothes and don't be fat. Approach her at the end of the night when she's busiest and most tired. Oh, Player, you are so very wrong. If you really want to increase your chances of fucking us, show up on a Tuesday for Happy Hour.
Bring snacks, Scrabble, some cash, and forget the cologne. Because 'corrupt' women have loose morals? I think what you meant to say was 'jaded. He knows the entire scoop on all the girls that enter the club. Then you can begin your task of intriguing her. They like mowing the lawn, fixing toilets, and following a step-by-step rape guide. I find companionship in cocaine, my absent father, and the zoo of stuffed animals I use to decorate my bed spread.
Okay I have to be honest with you. I think you have a nice smile, but I find your hair funny. Vulnerable Insecure Stripper Slut: What do you mean? Well, it kind of looks like a mullet!
No, not really, but hey it's okay, no one's perfect. Strippers can smell this a mile away. Oh wait I forgot you want the young, impressionable amateurs! Close the deal The Player gives two options: Ask her to an after hours party. This is an awful idea. We are usually so fucking tired after trying to squeeze quarters out of your tight ass that the last thing we want to do is keep partying.
But if you DO have the trail of cocaine that you judged us for enjoying earlier, well, your chances increase significantly.
I'll follow a man to any rest stop bathroom if there is promise of an 8 ball! Tell her you want to see her outside of the club, and invite her for lunch on a Monday or Wednesday. If you want to see me outside of the club, don't think your magic penis and Ed Hardy t-shirt is going to drag me out into daylight on the first try. If you want to score with a stripper, you show up on her turf, again and again. The Player has a litany of parting wisdom!
Never give her your number without getting hers. Never approach a stripper when you're drunk. LOL Never go to a strip club alone. I suggest you bring female friends or, better yet, wing women. If there is a woman who will back up this rapey plan of yours, please introduce me to her so I can give her some reading material and a sisterly bitch-slap.
Always ignore the strippers until you're ready to make your move. If we see you ignoring other dancers, we will be put off. Showing active participation in a strip club is attractive and demonstrates that you respect the hustle. If you don't respect the hustle, you will never get your P in our V's.
Pay for your drinks with big bills; they usually communicate to the strippers which clients have big bucks. Never pay for her time. She knows that the moment you pay for her, it means that you bought her and might no longer respect her. Please refer back to my Barista example.
All strippers have admitted to cheating on their boyfriends at one time or another. When asked how many had sex with said clients off the record , all admitted they had at one time. All strippers like buff guys who are really handsome. If you make such a request, she'll think you're insecure and can't handle her career choice — a real turnoff in the stripper world.