Historically, they're long gone before those unprintable love letters surface and the world finds out what nasty shit they were into. Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for our morbid curiosity, that's starting to change. See, here in the age of the internet, anyone who earned enough trust to get in and out of their pants without signing an NDA can expose a star -- if they don't expose themselves first, in a manner of speaking. That's how we found out that We all had to choose between metal and grunge, and neither side offered a great uniform.
On the upside, we finally figured out how HIV works and stopped a lot of people from dying. One of those people, for better or worse, was Donald Trump, who proudly announced to New York Newsday in that anyone who wanted a piece of that post-divorce action would have to take an "AIDS test.
But this wasn't a discussion our future national embarrassment was proposing -- he insisted that his dates be tested by his personal doctor before he so much as made a reservation. There's conscientiousness and then there's scary control freaking, because believing that any woman willing to date Trump is smart enough to forge a doctor's note is a bit generous, to say the least.
Continue Reading Below Continue Reading Below Advertisement It's worth noting that at the best of times, Trump sounds like a Mad Libs filled out by a robot that has gained sentience and gone insane, and he wasn't any better back then.
To explain his demands, he said, "It's one way to be careful. There are a lot of ways. I'm saying, take all of those ways and double them, because you will need them. It's very scary out there. In the early '90s, he was the star of the most popular show on television. Regardless of his choice of sneakers, he could have any woman he wanted. So, naturally, he went to Central Park and picked up a teenage girl. Now, before you get all judgy, Seinfeld insists that when he met year-old Shoshanna Lonstein, he "didn't realize she was so young.
So we met in the park yada-yada-yada I was wearing a purple turtleneck yada-yada-yada dating! He insisted they never dated until she was of legal age "We just went to a restaurant, and that was it," he said, presumably referring to Chuck E. Cheese's , and that her youth wasn't what attracted him, calling her "extremely bright" and "very alert. Continue Reading Below Advertisement But while the media embarked on a bizarre campaign to implore the public to ignore "the age issue," it wasn't so easy for the couple to do the same.
Like all high school romances, it started to unravel once she discovered frat parties. They very nearly became engaged, but Seinfeld was adamant that his wife wouldn't work, which presumably doesn't sit well with a recent UCLA grad, and Lonstein found herself "bored by Seinfeld talking constantly about work. That sounds downright wholesome compared to everyone else on this list -- it's kind of heartwarming to imagine Jeter lovingly hand-picking baseballs from his closet of signing baseballs.
However, the thoughtfulness was an illusion. One woman claimed she received the basket twice after Jeter forgot he already banged her, and both were identical. That means there's someone whose job it is to mass produce Yankees fuck baskets, which is less adorable, but at least has the upside of sounding like a regional sexual position.
Jeter denied the rumor in , but earlier that year, someone put one of the alleged baskets up for sale on Craigslist.