The gal in the video has huge boobs. She's fucking Gene Simmons. Actually, I can't even really say that she's doing that. She's mostly just laying there and letting him put his old, decrepit junk all over her. She barely moves, absolutely refuses to kiss him she turns her head away from him several times when he tries , and appears to be utilizing every mental distraction she can muster to avoid throwing up. After watching this video, I am absolutely certain that given enough money, this woman would eat a turd.
No matter how much he wishes it were otherwise--no matter how much his agent pushes for producers to give his acting a chance--no matter how much effort he puts into the attempt to change his public appearance--he will always be Screech from Saved by the Bell, and there isn't a goddamn thing he can do about it. We don't have to see much of Scr- I mean Dustin. For the most part, he keeps his hideous, not-quite-human face behind the camera while focusing on the two women he's about to nail.
That's right, I said two. Every second of the video is filled with him making some retarded comment or lameass joke, even during the fucking. I'm convinced that this sex tape was specifically designed by Dustin Diamond as a means of revenge against everyone who ever made a joke about him. It's his way of saying, "Yeah, I'm Screech. I've heard all the shit you guys have talked about me all these years. Well you know what? I'm about to fuck two women at the same time. I'm going to film them doing grotesque things to one another.
I'm even going to give one of them a Dirty Sanchez. I'm going to do all the filthy shit you only wish you could Zack Morris can eat my shit. I have to go wash everything I own. Kelly Few people know that R. He was arrested and charged with 21 counts of child pornography, which were later reduced to 17 counts of similar charges after viewing the video, it was determined that no intercourse was actually filmed.
Just this week he was found not guilty on all counts. This came after the defense claimed that not only was the man in the video not R. Kelly, but it was possible that the singer's face was digitally placed onto the head of another man. They also pointed out that Kelly had a mole on his lower back that the man in the video did not. The prosecution brought in a video expert who pointed out the mole while the rest of the courtroom pondered mass suicide over the suggestion that someone would spend retarded amounts of money to frame the man via CGI effects.
Eventually, the girl in the video claimed that it wasn't her, and the jury was forced to acquit. I'm sure that being paid off or the thought of admitting, "Yes, that's me who is being peed upon in that video," had nothing to do with her statement. Continue Reading Below Webcam reaction: I didn't watch it. It's child porn, you sick fucks. After their careers ended with the "sports entertainment" titan, they decided to hurt people for real by releasing this one-hour fuckfest. The only reason the tape gained any sort of following is because Chyna Joanie Laurer used to look like the picture on the left.
Then, with a lot of help from plastic surgery and airbrushing, she was transformed into the picture on your right, and landed multiple shoots with Playboy. She looks like neither picture in this video. Her cock is huge. Chyna can do things with her bodily orrifices not suggested by her career in the ring. She's still pretty mannish, and X-Pac looks like a gay biker, so it kind of just feels like you're watching a gay porno.
I used to have this rule about never having sex with a woman who can bench-press more than me, but I ditched the idea when I realized that this prevents me from having sex with almost every woman in existence. So I revamped that rule to never having sex with a woman who could bench-press me and my car.
After watching Chyna rub penises with X-Pac, I had nightmares for months about having sex with her and losing my penis to a sudden spasm. He personally taught Nickelback everything they know. His sex video was taken on his cellphone and later stolen from a hard drive on his computer. It is widely speculated that he released the video himself to jump start publicity for some project nobody gave a crap about.
There is no upside. The chick was kind of hot, but then again, any woman who would fuck Fred Durst is automatically deemed retarded for the rest of her natural life.
So that makes it sort of creepy.